I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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