I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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