Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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