D3 body, D1 cock
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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