2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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