just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
