Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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