So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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