Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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