Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
3pm strippers are depressing
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Randomize
