I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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