matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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