Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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