??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
