Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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