Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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