Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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