I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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I need moral support for this bender
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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