Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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