Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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