Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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