About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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