Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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