I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I pour the whiskey from now on
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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