It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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