she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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