the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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