One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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