I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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