Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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