Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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