We won't sleep together?
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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