idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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