hell yes lets make some ravioli
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
