i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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