i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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