so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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