Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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