in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
only if we run a train.
done.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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