Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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