My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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