JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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