STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm too high and old for this...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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