She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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