i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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