the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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