their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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