Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
