My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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