Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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