NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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