Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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