I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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