Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
