If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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