i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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